isopod gaming
real life isopod • she/it/they • STOP USING CHROME

Everyone’s heard “What, you egg” and “Villain, I have done thy mother” but have you considered these equally deserving Shakespearean quotes
-You are a fishmonger
-Well, here is my leg
-Take you me for a sponge, my lord?
-Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in the shape of a camel?
-Eat my leek
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