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Only time I’ve ever wanted an iPhone is wishing I could airdrop this to beemer drivers at stop signs
Only time I’ve ever wanted an iPhone is wishing I could airdrop this to beemer drivers at stop signs
sorry yeah, you’re actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry
there’s a vibe with smoking/drinking on a couch that you can’t really get with any other furniture. it’s the most mood-versatile of substance consumption seating
sometimes your owns against homo/transphobes arent funny enough to warrant consciously reminding me that people hate me for immutable characteristics about myself
me: ok so i need a web browser
opera: hell yea here you have one
me: damn now if only i knew where to find predatory loans
opera: you are not going to believe this
maia, what are you planning
google “opera predatory loans”
I hope random brands turn their logo rainbow for no goddamn reason. I hope they do it even if its a desperate bid to seem supportive. I dont fucking care if its shallow. Bud light made a limited edition rainbow can and white men with big trucks took machine guns on them. Target runs a line of admittedly cringe rainbow merchandise and is the subject of domestic terrorism. A random company going rainbow for a month is shallow but its showing the people that want to kill us that they can’t win. The pride flag will be everywhere and itll piss them off and theres nothing they can do about it. No matter how much violence and hatred they dish out, they’ll be too many goddamn companies to boycott, to threaten. You dont have to buy shit from them, just use rainbow capitalism against them.
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